i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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