White coat. Heels.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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