I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Drunk is not a location!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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