Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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