i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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