its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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