and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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