haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
