dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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