Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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