i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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