I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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