Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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