so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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