For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
