I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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