I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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