i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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