Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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