Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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