are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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