Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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