Need sex. Gaining weight.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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