Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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