there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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