You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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