Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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