She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
