Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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