Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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