How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
operation harelip BJ is a go
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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