i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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