i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize