Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she told me i tasted like america
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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