what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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