He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
