Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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