But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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