chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.