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  His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food

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• (951): View more from California

  I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?

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  It's 3 am.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?

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  You slipped off the sink last night.

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  Why was I on the sink......?

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  ;)

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