Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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