this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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