The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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