You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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