i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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