He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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