the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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