38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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