Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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