a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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