she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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