I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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