living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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