So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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