If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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