It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
